Where the Wild Things Are.

One sometimes has to cut off certain branches in order for there to be more growth.

Manisha: i really dunno how to describe our fshipfraaanndshipme: LOLi dont think there IS a way tooManisha: come aboard me ship, matey!it’s a frannnddd ship!
sigh. gotta love friends. nothing would be the same without them. 

Yea, you read correctly, socks. Yup those things you put on your feet to make your feet all happy. Well, what do these fuzzy little things have anything to do with relationships? Well, i’m glad you asked! Basically, both the guy and girl are 2 lost socks in this world of chaos and misplaced socks. But you’re most probably thinking, guys and girls are looking for their match in this smelly sock world, and i guess they are. But i would figure (not like i know) that 98% find their perfect match. Instead they find that other oddly colored sock, or that other ankle sock. Sometimes, a perfect match isn’t always about the uniformity or the compatibility, sometimes its just about the spontaneity or the unorthodox part about it, that makes the relationship so special. So stop looking for that perfect sock, and just take a look around, maybe that special sock is lying just around the corner.

Ok, ok, before you start judging me and start calling me names and crap like that hear me out! So, in my defense, i have never read a twilight book and there was nothing better on TV. But I don’t regret watching it at all because it was truly entertaining. Now, when i say entertaining, i come from a different perspective. All throughout the beginning, i was just laughing my ass off, especially when Bella met Edward. I mean, the guy started trembling and shaking. Then she sat down, and he just stared at her. Like really? If I was the new girl the school and a guy started shaking and trembling when he saw me, and then stared me down, i’d be pretty damn creeped out. But ok, i’ll let that slide. But it got funnier when they started to talk. “Bella, we shouldn’t be friends.” “Then why are you talking to me?” “Just bcuz i said we shouldn’t doesn’t mean i don’t wanna.” Dude. Edward, make up your fucking mind. But THE funniest part was when Bella found out he was a vampire. “Bella, you should be scared of me.” “dude, i’m not” “wtf, u should be. i fucking want to drink your blood and you’re not scared of me?!” “nope.” “bella. are u mentally retarded???” “hmm, maybe” 

ok ok, i know thats not how the conversation went, but if you really broke it down to its basic elements, that’s what it would have been. Like, you meet a guy who saves you by stopping a truck and wants to drink your blood and all you can think of is dating this guy? damn. This takes mental retardation to a whole new level. Oh well, it was quite amusing though.